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[22]Hewouldstandbefihealth,anopen-airman.Hewouldputhishandsonhiswaistaremeh.Youcouldheartheedintheofhisdstrugglingwithalltheunnaturalimpediments.Hisbodywouldreelwithshodhisruieattheuioaggerbacktohisdeskandcollapsethere,uselessfortherest.

[23]Mr.Houghtoohigh-mindedmohegoodlife,sexlessandfullofduty.Yetinthemiddleofohesemonologues,ifagirlpassedtheingalolittlefeet,hewouldihisdiscourse,hisneckwouldturnofitselfandhewouldwatchheroutofsight.Inthisinstaomerulednotbythoughtbutbyaninvisibleaiblespringinhisnape.

[24]Hisneobjectofgreatiome.Normallyitbulgedabitoverhiscollar.

[25]ButMr.HoughtonhadfoughtiWsidebothAmeridFrendhade—byhatillogic?—toasettleddetestationofbothtries.Ifeithertryhappeobepromiiaffairs,akeMr.Houghto.Hewouldbangthedesk,hisneckwouldbulgestillfurtherandgored.“Yousaywhatyoulike,”

hewouldcry,“butI’vethoughtaboutthis—andIknowwhatIthink!”

[26]Mr.Houghtonthoughtwithhisneck.

[27]Therearsons.Sheassuredusthatherdearestelfare,butIkhen,withthemysteriousceofchildhood,thatwhatshewawasthehusbaherewasMr.Hands—andsoon.

[28]Ihavedealtatlengthwithmyteachersbecausethiswasmyintrodutotheiso.ThroughthemIdiscoveredthatthoughtisoftenfullofunsciousprejudiorandhypocrisy.Itwillledisiywhileitsnegremorselesslytwistedtowardaskirt.Teically,itisaboutasprofitasmostbusinessmen’sgolf,ashoasmostpolititentions,or—toyowioasmostbooksthatgetwritten.ItiswhatIcametocallgrade-threethinking,thoughmoreproperly,itisfeelihought.

[29]True,oftenthereisakindofinnoprejudices,butinthosedaysIviewedgrade-threethinkingwithaemptandaninockery.IdelightedtotapiousladywhohatedtheGermanswiththepropositionthatweshouldloveouremeagreattruthihgrade-threethinkers;becauseofher,Inolongerdismisslightlyamentalprocesswhie-tenthsofthepopulatiotheywillevergettothought.Theyhaveimmensesolidarity.Wehadbetterrespectthem,forweareoutnumberedandsurrounded.Acrowdofgrade-threethinkers,allshoutihing,allwarmingtheirhandsatthefireoftheirownprejudices,willnotthankyoutthetraditheirbeliefs.Manisagregariousanimal,andeascowswillgrazeallthesamewayonthesideofahill.

[30]Grade-twothinkiionoftradis.Ireachedgradetwoedthepoor,piouslady.Grade-twothistampedeeasily,thoughoftentheyfalliherfaultandlagbehihinkingisaitheyesandearsopen.Itbecamemyhobbyandbroughtsatisfadloherhand.Frade-twothiroyswithouthaviocreate.ItsetmewatgthecrHisMajestytheKingandaskiallthefusswasabout,withoutgivihingpositivetoputintheplaceofthatheadypatriotism.Buttherewerepensations.Tohearpeoplejustifytheirhabitofhueariopiecesbygthatthefoxeslikeit.ToherourPrimeMialkaboutthegreatbeweferredonIndiabyjailingpeoplelikePanditNehruandGandhi.TohearAmeripolitistalkaboutpeaesenteojointheLeagueofNatio.Yes,thereweremome.

[31]ButIardadolesdhadtoadmitthatMr.Houghtonwasnottheohaiblespringioo,feltthepulsivehandantofindthatpointingouttradicouldbecostlyaswellasfuh,forexample,aseriousandattractivegirl.Iwasahetime.Grade-twothinkiionandknosectslikeskittles.Iputmyselfinapositioedbyherradethree.ShewasaMethodist—oratleast,herparehhadtofollowsuit.But,alas,insteadontheHolySpirittoe,Ruthwasfoolishenoughtoopehi.SheclaimedthattheBible(KingJamesVersion)ired.IteredbysayingthattheCatholicsbelievedieralinspirationofSaie,awobookswerediffereflagged.

[32]AtlastsheremarkedthattherewereanawfullotofMethodistsandthey’tbewrong,couldthey—notallthosemillions?Thatwastooeasy,saidIrestively(fortheneareryouweretoRuth,theobeo)sihereweremoreRomanCatholiMethodistsanyway;andthey’tbewrong,couldthey—notallthosehundredsofmillions?Anawfulflickerofdoubtappearedinhereyes.Islidmyarmrouahlesslythatifweweregheads,theBuddhistsweretheboysformymohhasreallywaodomegood,becauseIwassoionofmyarmalessBuddhistswastoomuchforher.

[33]Thathervisitedmyfathera,red-dindignant.IwasgivehirddegreetofindoutewasluckywewerebothofusoRuthandgainedanuionasapoteine.

[34]Sograde-twothinkingcouldbedawasinthiskheageoffifteen,thatIremembermakiheheightsofgradetwo,oionsofgradethree.OneeveningIfoundmyselfaloheschoolhall,preparingitforaparty.Thedooroftheheadmaster’sstudyeheheadmasterhadpRodin’sThinkerdownonthedeskasaheyoung.Perhapshehadnotfoundaes,butthestatuetteswerestillthere,glimmeringaontopofthecupboard.IstoodonadrearraoodVeowelonthefilihathtitsbreathinagaspofsexyext.“A-ah!”

TheportentousThinkerIplatheedgeofthecupboardsothathelookeddowowelatoslip.

[35]Grade-twothinking,thoughitfilledlifewithfu,dident.Tofindoutthedeficiesofoureldersbolsterstheyoudoesnotmakeforpersoy.Ifoundthatgradetwowasnotoopointouttradis.Ittooktheswimmersomedistaheshoreahere,outofhisdepth.IdecidedthatPontiusPilateicalgrade-twothiistruth?”

hesaid,averyohought,butoisusedalwaysastheendumehebegiillahighergradeofthoughtwhichsays,“Whatistruth?”

aofindit.

[36]Butthesegrade-ohinkerswerefewaheydidnotvisitmygrammarsthefleshthoughtheywerethereinbooks.IaspiredtothempartlybecauseIwasambitiousandpartlybeyhobbyasanunsatisfagifitwentnofurther.Ifyousetouttoclimbamountain,hhyouclimb,youhavefailedifyouotreachthetop.

[37]IdidmeetanundeniablygradeohinkerinmyfirstyearatOxford.IwaslookingoverasmallbridgeinMagdalenDeerPark,andatinymustadhattedfiguredstoodbymyside.HewasaGermanwhohadjustfledfromtheNazistoOxfordasatempe.Hisein.

[38]ButProfessorEinsteinkthattimeawermahim,tryioybeariiohattheEforhiItispossible—aomaketheadmission—thatIfelthereweretwograde-oandingsidebyside;yetIdoubtifmyfaorethanaformlessawe.IwouldhavegiveinandFrendagoodsliyEnglishfermantouweweredivided;hewasasinscrutableasmyheadmaster.Forperhapsfivemiogethere,undeniablegrade-ohinkerahlessaspirant.Withtruegreatness,ProfessorEihatanytactwasbetterthaedtoatrinmidstrea

[39]Hespoke:“Fisch.”

[40]Mybrainreeled.HereIwas,minglingwiththegreat,ahelplessastheveriestgrade-threethielyIsnbywhichImightveythatI,too,reveredpurereason.Ily.InabrilliantflashIuseduphalfofmyGermanvocabulary.“Fisch.Ja.Ja.”

[41]Forperhapsanotherfivemioodsidebyside.ThenProfessorEinstein,hiswholefigurestillggoodwillandamiability,driftedawayoutofsight.

[42]I,too,wouldbeagrade-ohinker.Iwasirrelevaoftimes.Politidreligioussystems,sos,loyaltiesandtraditions,theyallcametumblingdownlikesomanyrotteree.Thiswasafinehobbyandaseuteforcriceyoucouldplayitalltheyearrouheendwithwhatmustalwaysremaiififrade-ohinking,itssign,seal,andcharter.Idevisedatsystemf.Itwasamoralsystem,hollylogical.Ofcourse,asIreadilyadmitted,oftheworldtomywayofthinkingmightbedifficemysystemdidawaywitharifles,suchasbigbusiralizedgover,armies,marriage...

[43]ItwasRuthallain.Ihadsoodfriendswhostoodbyme,andstilldo.Butmyaished,takingthegirlswiththeYoungwomenseemedoddlytedwiththeworldasitwas.Theyvaluedthemeaninglessywitharing.Youngmen,whilewillingtocedethegsordidnesse,werehesitantaboutabandoningtheanizationswhichtheyhopedwouldgivethemacareer.AyoungmarungoftheRoyalNavy,whileperfectlyagreeabletodoingawaywithbigbusinessandmarriage,gotasred-neckedasMr.HoughtonwhenIproposedaworldwithoutanybattleshipsinit.

[44]Hadthegamegooofar?Wasitagameahoseprewardays,Istoodtoloseagreatdeal,forthesakeofahobby.

[45]NoegmetodescribehowIsawthefollyofmywaysaothewarm,whereprejudicesaresoofteies,wherepoiionsarehallowedintobyrepetition,wherewearettosayedoisfeel.

[46]Butyouw.Idroppedmyhobbyandturnedprofessional.

[47]IfIweretogobacktotheheadmaster’sstudyandfiatuettesstillthere,Iwethemdifferently.IwoulddustVenusandputheraside,forIhaveetoloveherahefairthiIwouldputtheThinker,sunkihought,wheretherewereshadowsbeforehim—andathisback,Iwouldputtheleopard,croudreadyt.

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